FAT MAN+MUSCLE SHIRTS
It's not a sight to behold seeing fat man wearing muscle shirts. As the name describes, it is a shirt intended to show your muscles. So if you are fat (or so papery thin) please do not attempt to wear them.
Not only are you making a fool out of yourself, but you're a disgrace to the inventor.
SHAVED EYEBROWS+EYELINER
This one oftentimes amuses me.
Question: Why would you shave your eyebrows when you have an intention of putting it back through the help of a pencil?
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
CAMOUFLAGE SHORTS+NON-MILITARY
It's designed for the military and it helps them blend in their environs. SO when a non-military person wears this, in the malls, I don't see any point. Why would someone wear a camouflage in a mall, without a gun, unprotected. What if an ambush attack happens? How will he defend himself?
I hope they fire a grenade launcher at you and blow your stupidity to oblivion.
I don't see your point. Why buy a shirt that's ten times your size?
What does this accomplish? Will this help solve global warming?
Do you know that the extra yardage can clothe the naked in Africa?
So the next time you see these stupid jejemons wearing oversized shirts, kill them! For crying out loud!
More to come, as Ka Ponyong scours the entire country to look for stupid people who wanted to fit. Sadly, not everyone is destined to fit and the intention to be so only makes stupid people more stupid.
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